"After an awful night at Big Al's Pub I decided to take a trip to the local cafe. I was dreadfully dissapointed, not only did I order a coffee and got a glass of warm mud. But I also wanted to have an..." more
"this is the best pub i have ever been too. NOT. this naked man ran in and slapped me with his dong. i was later told he was the chef and he regualy does that. after this incedent i was rather put off the suasages i ordered."